Can’t spin the block. Reformer at 6.
He was going to. He really was. But class fills up.
Put some Lulu on him.

Same man. Same block. Different pants. He can’t come out tonight. Reformer’s at 6.
Buy $LULUMANUpload a photo of yourself or your mate. We put the Lulu on him, score the fit, and you send it to the group chat.
LULU on the NASDAQ. The actual pants company. How he’s doing depends on how they’re doing.
Pilates went well.
LULU MAN is what happens when the hardest man you know finds a matching set. No arc, no speech. One day he was outside. The next he was outside a reformer studio with an iced matcha. It could happen to your mate.
Can’t spin the block. Reformer at 6.
He was going to. He really was. But class fills up.

The hood lost another one.
Last seen buying a lint roller.

One pair of pants changed everything.
Nobody warned him about the four-way stretch. Now he warns everybody.

They said rehabilitation doesn’t work.
He’s on a 41-day streak. Of Pilates.

The token for people who understand the pants. Lives on Robinhood Chain. That’s the whole pitch.